telltale signs indicating my path to being a spinster.

1. you find yourself mixing/lunching with your didi's and lil cousin's high school mates. such as in the case of 18 year old daniel bey, yang's schoolmate from victoria school and alex, eugene's school mate from st patricks school.

and hell, you think that they are the cutest things ever.

2. you start doing the math to calculate the probability of snagging a guy. and then, you mop at the prospect that the odds are against you.

i.e. wrong guy at the wrong time = wrong guy
wrong guy at the right time = wrong guy
right guy at the wrone time = still wrong guy
right guy at the right time = right guy (it's about time!)

so at the end of the day, you have 1/4 chance to get it right. dammit.

3. alex tells you on msn "rachhh!!!! i saw the future you at tampines mall line dancing". -pukes blood- just to defend myself, i rather be a pole-dancing whore than an old aging spinster caught line dancing in the heartlands. excuse you.