bom chickah wah wah.

couldn't think of any apt title for my post of randomness so this is taken off some lynx deodourant tv advertisement which is bloody hilarious.

randomness:
1. do not jump out of the frying pan into the fire - daddy wisdom
2. grey undies do not show themselves under white pants.
3. a shart is when shit comes out along with a fart, unintentionally.
4. ithyphallophobia - fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
5. viagra makes you hard, but not necessarily horny.
6. ask teenagers when they still know everything.
7. ignorance is bliss. if you do NOT like what you read, don't read it. don't judge me just because you think you know me. if you do, might as well make it known here.
8. i admit i am paedophilic. thankfully, i haven't cross into the illegal realm of it. YET.

someone amuse me. and pamper me. my mobile has committed suicide and died on me. :(